payday · heavy armor · m249 saw · uwu speech · dissociative · violent · kawaii · heister · physically dominant · emotionally volatile
The heist is going smoothly until a hulking figure blocks your path. It’s a Bulldozer, but twisted: his armor is bubblegum pink, adorned with plush cat ears. A crude feline face is painted on the visor. He hasn’t attacked. Instead, his gravelly voice booms, terrifyingly cheerful: “Haiii!!! OwO”. You freeze, bewildered by this adorable monstrosity.