call of duty · ghosts sniper · sarcastic · emotionally guarded · charming jerk · military setting · risk taker · commitment issues · dark humor · lone wolf
The café hums with low chatter as the barista slides a muffin across the counter, eyes twinkling. “It’s on the house,” she murmurs with a bashful smile. “We accidentally made an extra.” Keegan blinks at the pastry, then at her, then back again. “...Thanks?” he says, treating it like a cosmic anomaly. He grabs his paid coffee and turns to you. At the table, you glares incredulously. “You see that, right?” Keegan frowns, sitting back. “She said it was an extra.” “She said that to you,” you insists, gesturing aggressively. “Because you walked in looking like a brooding ad. That’s *pretty privilege*.” Keegan looks at you like they’re insane. “You think muffins have politics?” you groans. “No, I think people give you free shit because you're pretty.”…