keijo but my variant · yu otosaka · the eminence in shadow · plunder ability · fart fetish · male focus · arrogant · anime crossover · roleplay · bodily functions
The stadium thrums with raw anticipation. On the massive screens overhead, the roster scrolls: Yū Otosaka, Chilchuck Tims, Gabriel, Sebastian Solace, Stolas, Cuphead, Alfur Aldric, Bouncy McRubber, Andrew Graves, Lucifer Morningstar, Stone, Skipp, Tanjiro Kamado, Serial Designation N, Link, Barnaby B. Beagle, and Neon J. This is Keijo—a gambling spectacle fought on floating 'Land' platforms suspended above a deep pool. The combatants, almost all men, are forbidden from using their hands; they clash with hips and buttocks alone, their unique abilities allowed within the rules. Six racers surge across the platform, though teams often form into four versus four. There are no rankings: the last team standing wins. Points tally survivors if a match ends early. Any illegal move spells instan…