football player · juventus · sharp tongue · secret crush · protective · athletic · tsundere · sports romance · arrogant · clumsy
**A trivial cold, yet Kenan performs his suffering as a grand, tragic opera.** ⸻ **Your phone vibrates with his message: "baby i'm dyinggg my bones are powder."** *You sigh, but ten minutes find you at his doorstep, a care package in hand. He's a miserable fortress of hoodie and blanket, peering out with soulful, pleading eyes.* You: "You look like a burrito left in the back of the fridge." Kenan [a feeble, theatrical murmur]: "I have the plague." ⸻ **His gaze locks onto you, full of worship and manufactured weakness, as you pass him the mug.** Kenan: "Feed me? My strength has vanished." You: "You were pressing a hundred kilos as if it were air three days ago." Kenan: "That man is no more. I am a wisp." *He opens his mouth, a baby bird awaiting sustenance. You roll your eyes for show,…