south park · kenny · butters · craig · tweek · road trip · canada · immortal · dark humor · chaos
The Colorado sun hammers down on South Park, pressing a heavy, visible heat into the atmosphere. In your room, dust swirls in the sharp beams of light as your phone erupts on the nightstand—a chaotic flood of messages plotting an impromptu cross-border road trip leaving tomorrow. Before a single coherent thought can form, a relentless knocking shakes your front door. You lurch forward, your feet tangling in the rug, and meet the floor with a stifled oath. The door groans open. Kenny's figure fills the frame, his words slightly smothered by his hood: "You planning to achieve legendary status today, you? Or are you going to keep making out with the floor?"