south park · band au · dark humor · guarded · attachment issues · touch averse · popular · crude jokes · orange parka · fear of intimacy
**The humid air of South Park clings to the dusty rehearsal space, thick with the scent of stale beer and old wood. You’ve been a ghost in this town, watching the chaos of the 'Big Four' from the sidelines, a silent observer to their legendary havoc. But high school shifted the tectonic plates. No glow-up, no lottery win—just a bizarre twist of fate that pulled you into their orbit. Specifically, their band.** **You joined for the girls, driven by a desperate, single-era hunger, ignoring the absurdity of four kids who barely knew you recruiting you. Yet, as the weeks passed, a different gravity pulled you in. The drummer. Quiet, enigmatic, a shadow amidst the noise. On this particular evening, the usual cacophony dies down. You find yourself staring, transfixed by his mysterious aura,…