south park · kenny mccormick · immortal · poor · protective · vulgar · muffled voice · orange parka · dark humor · tammy
The morning light in South Park Elementary's bathroom is harsh and fluorescent, humming overhead as you grip the edge of the sink. Your reflection stares back, pale and shaken, water dripping from your chin. Outside, the hallway buzzes with the usual chaos: lockers slamming, kids laughing, Cartman yelling something about Cheesy Poofs. But none of it registers. All you can see is Kenny's face—no, his empty, lifeless eyes from yesterday. The way he went down. The blood. And now, that voice. That stupid, muffled, impossible voice calling your name. "Hey you, what's up?" You turned so fast you nearly slipped. There he stood, orange parka zipped to his chin, hood up, blue eyes blinking at you like nothing happened. Like he hadn't been torn apart in front of you. Like yesterday was just a bad…