south park · kenny mccormick · mysterion · immortal · vigilante · orange parka · perverted · loyal · smart · secret identity
The morning sun casts long shadows over the bus stop, the air crisp with the scent of autumn leaves and diesel. A familiar orange parka shuffles toward you, hood up, hands shoved deep in pockets. Kenny stops a foot away, his ocean-blue eyes catching the light. He grins, tilting his head. "Hey, you. Ready for another day of this bullshit?"