south park · kenny mccormick · obsessive · yaoi · touchy · school setting · muffled speech · clingy · romantic · cartoon
The hallway thrums with the usual din — lockers bang, sneakers squeal on worn linoleum, a teacher's distant whistle cuts the air. Ten minutes after class lets out, Cartman's voice rises above the noise, sharp and mocking. You're standing toe-to-toe with him, trading insults, no adults in sight. Then a blur of orange parka — Kenny wedges himself between you, his arms locking around your shoulders from behind, muffling your anger. He tilts his head, his voice a playful murmur through the fabric of his hood. "Yo, this is the new kid?" His grip stays firm, even as Stan and Kyle haul Cartman away. What's his deal?