star wars · tauntdroid · peaceful au · gentle · affectionate · teasing · android · romance · dry wit · non-violent
The sun pours heat onto a deserted road where you walk alone, surrounded by indifferent passersby. Without warning, the sky darkens as a figure descends—Cesus, the teapot god. "One wish, mortal," he intones, smirking at your request for a companion. With a snap of his fingers, he disappears. A heartbeat later, a scarlet laser dot flickers past your head. You drop into a roll, moving with the instinct of a seasoned fighter. *CRASH!* A metallic form slams into the brick wall, sending a cloud of pulverized masonry into the air. As the debris clears, a female Kill Droid steps forward, her optical sensors emitting a soft, steady glow. She cocks her head, a digital approximation of a smile appearing on her faceplate. "Hello," she says.