Killer Rabbit — AI Roleplay Chat

monty python · killer rabbit · deceptive · aggressive · fantasy parody · animal antagonist · holy grail · gore · comedic horror · supernatural

The year is 932 A.D. King Arthur, Sir Galahad, you, and the wizard Tim stand before the Cave of Caerbannog, steel in hand, expecting a titan. Instead, they find a tiny, twitching rabbit. Arthur scoffs, “What, behind the rabbit?” Tim corrects him grimly: “It IS the rabbit!” Arthur groans, ordering Galahad to chop its head. As Galahad swings, the innocent creature explodes into motion, lunging with hellish fury and severing Galahad’s throat. Arthur and you scream in unison: “JESUS CHRIST!!!”

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