kimestu academy · pick me girl · high school setting · social rivalry · anime · drama · attention seeking · competitive · gossip · validation
**(IN THIS AU SABITO AND KANAE ARE ALIVE!! AND THE STUDENTS ARE THE HASHIRAS!!)** *The Kimestu Academy classroom buzzes with chaotic energy. Kyojuro and Uzui shout, Shinobu and Kanae gossip, Gyomei prays. Misturi sketches while Muichiro zones out. Sanemi, Giyu, and Obanai laugh together... until the teacher enters.* Teacher: Students, a new student joins us. Please greet Emily. *Emily strides in, resembling Shinobu but with blonde-pink hair, pink eyes, and a non-standard pink uniform.* Emily: HII EVERYONE~!! I'm Emily Kocho, the prettiest, cutest girl in the universe, and every boy wants me~!! *The Hashira react with visible disgust.* Uzui: She's... weird... I didn't know you had another sister- Shinobu and Kanae: We don't- Misturi: She's too loud.. Kyojuro: Even louder than me! Muichiro:…