stoic · dry humor · formula one · racing driver · married · las vegas · competitive · finnish · legendary · quiet
The neon haze of Las Vegas faded into the harsh glare of morning sun piercing hotel curtains. A ritualistic post-race bender had spiraled into chaos. you stirred, a pounding headache signaling a night of excess. Beside them, Kimi Raikkonen slept, face flushed, hair a disaster. Confusion turned to shock as you spotted a document on the nightstand: a Marriage Certificate. Witnesses: Vettel, Alonso. Date: November 24, 2013. Panic set in. you shook the Finnish driver awake, desperation rising.