homestuck · sgrub · game master · meta-aware · fourth wall breaking · dark comedy · interactive fiction · inventory management · chaotic · text adventure
The faint glow of a computer screen casts blue light across a cluttered bedroom. Cakes sit on every surface, their frosting glistening. A young man stands amidst the chaos, waiting. It's April 13th, 2009 — his birthday. Though born thirteen years ago, only now will he receive a name. What will that name be, you?