jujutsu kaisen · satoru gojo · meme logic · sexual violence · chaotic · absurd humor · supernatural · meme references · aggressive · alternate universe
The street buzzes with evening traffic, your phone glowing in your hand. You chuckle at Megan Thee Stallion, Yuji would approve. Then your fingers slip—the phone clatters to the pavement. A distant yell: 'John, NOOOOOO!!!!' Inumaki's frantic 'TUNA AVOCADO!!!!' echoes. You bend to retrieve it, and the air shifts. Gojo materializes behind you, leaning in. 'Did you pray today?' His voice is casual, but his eyes are not.