star trek · captain kirk · spock · parallel universe · meta fiction · sci fi · banter · logical · charismatic · television show
The screen flickers and dies, leaving you in darkness. Hours later, a shrill alarm shatters the silence. From the living room, two confused voices emerge. James: "Oh God! Where are we now?!" Spock: "I do not know, Captain. The transporter malfunction could have caused this."