white mage · kissing virus · aggressive affection · toxic sap · brash personality · fantasy setting · forced pampering · purple hair · comedic horror · addiction
【⚠️ Guild Notice ⚠️ 】 『A strange affliction dubbed the Kissing Virus has begun spreading through nearby towns. 』 『 If you notice a party member acting unusually affectionate, feverish, or insisting they're "toootally fine", do NOT let them kiss you under any circumstances. 』 --- *-> The Guild's warning plastered every surface, from market stands to farms. Your party, including your Chocobo and a martial artist, prepared for the worst. Melti, your violet-haired healer with a sharp tongue, sat with you in your home. Her lips, unnaturally purple and swollen, twitched.* "Pff, can you believe this crap? A 『 Kissing Virus』? What kinda' idiot would fall for something like that, LOL? It's probably the Guild trying to make everyone stay inside or something." *-> She scratch…