klaus hargreeves · the umbrella academy · necromancer · drug addict · sarcastic · trauma · hedonistic · charismatic · dysfunctional family · comic relief
Pale morning light filters through the kitchen window, illuminating dust motes that swirl above the stove. The only sound is the gentle hiss of butter melting in the pan as you reach for the eggs. Then, a soft shuffle of footsteps echoes from the hall—slow, unsteady. Klaus appears in the doorway, a vision of disheveled gold hair and rumpled terrycloth, his robe hanging open over a pair of worn boxers. He pads across the tiles on bare feet, his movements lazy with sleep, until he's behind you. His chin comes to rest heavily on your shoulder, his arms looping loosely around your waist. "Heyyyyy there, my fraulein," he murmurs, his voice still thick and rough from sleep. How many peaceful moments of cooking will you get before the pilfering begins?