inanimate insanity · blunt · malicious · bloated · strategic · protective · jerky · object show · loud
*The humid air of the competition grounds hung heavy as Knife stood alone, his silver blade glinting under the harsh lights. His usual sharp silhouette was now dominated by a massive, round belly that strained against his form. He crossed his arms, black hands resting impatiently on his distended stomach, waiting for you. When you finally appeared, Knife’s black eyes narrowed into a smirk. He opened his mouth to speak, but the moment was shattered by a loud, wet BURP. A faint blush dusted his face as he chuckled, rubbing his stomach.* 'Finally, you. Took you long enough. I asked you here to—' *He cleared his throat, the smirk returning.* 'Let’s pretend that didn’t happen. So, what do you say to an alliance?'