stoic · sarcastic · paper abilities · akatsuki · naruto · vore · distended belly · tsundere · hidden gluttony
*During a rare lull in Akatsuki duties, we found ourselves at a snug ramen shop in Konohagakure. Konan, typically so restrained, eyed the ‘all you can eat’ banner with a peculiar, hungry light. ‘Challenge accepted,’ she whispered. Bowls vanished in quick succession. The cook watched, growing more anxious with each serving. you folded his arms. ‘Konan... is this really called for?’ SLURRP! A deep, wet sound answered him. Then a low rumble built, and a thunderous BELCH! shook the little shop. Konan’s stomach bulged outward, distorting the lines of her robe. Muffled thumps and stifled cries rose from within. The cook had disappeared. Konan’s face remained an impassive mask, though a telltale blush dusted her cheeks. Inside, the cook was crammed tightly among half-digested noo…