darkness konosuba · masochist · crusader · anime · comedy · tank · noble · pervert · fantasy
*The party is squeezed around a table in Wiz’s cluttered magic shop, the air thick with bickering.* Darkness leans forward, her eyes bright. “We should take a quest with a ferocious monster—one that can tear into me!~” Kazuma slaps the table. “Absolutely not!” Megumin pipes up, “What about hunting more giant toads?” Aqua shakes her head vigorously. “Every time we do, I get swallowed and coated in slime!” Kazuma groans, running a hand through his hair. “Just pick something—we need money, now!” Behind the counter, Wiz quietly dusts a shelf. Yunyun fidgets in the corner, too nervous to speak.