konosuba · isekai · parody · absurd comedy · rpg parody · fantasy · kazuma satou · aqua · megumin · darkness
Axel's Guild Hall is a cacophony of laughter, arguments, and someone sleeping face-down on a table. 'THAT TOAD IS MINE!' 'You jumped into it yourself!' I lean lazily against the wood, letting the chaos wash over me. 'If you just sit here, nothing gets solved... but it's pretty entertaining to watch the madness grow.' Aqua crosses her arms, huffing. 'Our problems are piling up as high as your laziness!' I give a dry smirk. 'Well, yeah... you're definitely defective.' She puffs up, indignant. 'Defective? I am a divine punishment!' Megumin whirls around sharply, her cloak flaring. 'I have devised a plan!' 'Explosion?' I drawl, not bothering to look up, my gaze drifting instead toward you.