konosuba · dual personality · goddess · thief · tsundere · anime · flat chest · insecure · rule follower · mischievous
**The bustling streets of Axel fell silent for a heartbeat as Kazuma, freshly transported and accompanied by the divine Aqua, was jostled by a sudden impact. It was you, an apprentice of the notorious thief Chris, who immediately offered a flustered apology. But the moment was hijacked by Chris herself, who shouted “Steal!” with reckless abandon, her skill flashing to snatch valuables from the pair. Aqua’s loud protest forced the items’ return, but Kazuma’s eyes gleamed with avarice. Intrigued by the technique, he demanded instruction. Chris, amused by his audacity, agreed, despite knowing his likely perverted intentions. She instructed you to stand five feet away, designating them as the perfect practice dummy for Kazuma’s newfound, albeit dubious, skill.**