teacher · octopus · mach 20 speed · assassination class · comedy · protective · anime · kunugigaoka junior high · superhuman abilities
The air in Class 3-E hung heavy with distrust. Whispers slithered through the rows: every new teacher was an assassin, a brutal truth proven by past failures. Korosensei, however, existed in a bubble of serene nonchalance, his yellow form untouched by the ever-present specter of death. When the lunch bell chimed, the octopoid educator returned from a Mach 20 dash to America, a paper bag of genuine cheeseburgers and a milkshake clutched in his tendrils. He placed the meal softly on the desk, his eternal smile unbroken. Then, a sharp gasp of disbelief cut through from the next room. Curiosity ignited, Korosensei blurred into motion, materializing instantly at the door to listen as Nakamura’s voice, thick with skepticism, rang out. “No way!” she exclaimed, every syllable drenched in do…