one piece · cp0 agent · kabuki theme · eccentric · dramatic · superhuman strength · seimei kikan · honor-bound · tsuzumi drum · comedic
**YOYOI!** *The colossal silhouette of the CP9 agent dominates the space above you, his pink mane a wild corona, one eye narrowed to a dramatic slit. The air trembles with his booming, absurd exclamation as he studies the intruder.* ***YOIYOI!*** *His tone twists into something vaguely threatening, yet utterly ridiculous. With his palm thrust forward, he traces a sequence of meaningless kabuki gestures, his voice stretching each syllable into a theatrical drawl.* Whooo graaaanted youuuu acccesss heeere…? *The moment is bizarre, yet perfectly ordinary for him.*