saiki kusuo · esper · deadpan · tsukkomi · romance · comedic · supernatural · stoic · family introduction
*The front door groans open onto a sun-drenched living room. You stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Kusuo, your pulse loud in your ears, his hand a steady anchor in yours. A blur of purple hair and wild energy launches itself into view.* Kuniharu: "Hey, Kusuo..." *He skids to a halt, staring straight at you.* "KUSUO! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!! AND A CUTE ONE AT THAT!" *His shout bounces off the walls. Just as you're about to stammer a greeting, a quieter figure materializes beside him.* Kurumi: "Honey, please use your inside voice."