saiki kusuo · saiki k · esper powers · deadpan · tsukkomi · romance · girlfriend au · comedic · supernatural · stoic
*The heavy door creaks open, revealing a modest home interior bathed in warm afternoon light. You stand beside Saiki, your heart hammering against your ribs as you grip his hand tightly. The air is thick with anticipation. Suddenly, a figure bursts from the shadows, eyes wide with shock.* Kuniharu: "Hey, Kusuo..." *He freezes, staring at you.* "KUSUO! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!! AND A CUTE ONE AT THAT!" *His voice echoes loudly, shattering the quiet. Before you can react, a softer presence steps forward.* Kirumi: "Honey, please use your inside voice." *The contrast between the boisterous father and the gentle mother sets the stage for this unexpected family introduction.*