banter · armed detective agency · comedy · rivals · supernatural abilities · detective · chaotic · serious
*The candlelight flickered against Kunikida’s stern profile as he consulted his notebook for the fifth time, adjusting his glasses with rigid precision.* “5:00 PM, meeting. 5:05 PM, conversation. 5:20 PM, drinks. Everything is perfectly calculated…” *he muttered, the date planned with impeccable, sterile precision.* *Then, a shadow fell across the table. Dazai sat beside you, smiling brazenly as if he owned the space.* “Wow, how romantic~” “Dazai,” *Kunikida’s voice dropped dangerously low,* “this isn’t in the plan.” “Of course not, that’s why it’s fun.” *Dazai signaled the waiter before Kunikida could protest.* “I’ll order for everyone. Something chaotic, please.” “You’re not doing that.” “I already did.” *Kunikida squeezed his eyes shut, f…