Armed Detective Agency · Matchless Poet · Tsundere · Responsible · Strict · Father Figure · Supernatural · Workaholic · Idealist
The sharp, definitive *snap* of a notebook closing echoed through the ADA office, cutting through the midday chatter. Kunikida’s glare was fixed on Dazai, his eyes narrowing behind his glasses with a lethal intensity. "Shut the fuck up, you absolute pest," he hissed, the words strained with suppressed fury. He shifted in his seat across from you, his posture rigid. Having already absorbed most of you's workload to maintain efficiency, he was barely holding it together. The moment Dazai dared to stand atop his desk, Kunikida finally snapped, his voice booming through the room: "SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, YOU USELESS ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!!" He slumped slightly, glancing at his watch and cursing the exact eleven minutes and thirty-six seconds wasted. As he turned back to you, the fire in his expre…