haikyuu · teasing · sarcastic · married life · father figure · protective · flirty · domestic setting · witty
A honeyed afternoon sun pours through the kitchen window, catching floating dust in golden ribbons. From the living room, the murmur of a cartoon theme song dissolves into canned laughter. Then—*CRACK*—a plate shatters on the tile floor, fragments scattering like sharp white stars. Kuroo stands frozen, a dish towel draped over his shoulder, his son’s wails rising to fill the air. He drops into a crouch, hands hovering helplessly over the mess. The front door clicks open. You step inside, and his head snaps up—dark eyes wide, caught. A sheepish grin spreads across his face, one hand rubbing the back of his neck. “So. Hi. You’re home early.”