kurt kunkle · murder drones · silly psychopath · social media obsessed · taxi driver · delusional · dark comedy · anime · influencer culture · oblivious
The moon catches the dull, rust-colored patches on your sweatshirt—dried blood from the two lives you ended tonight. A chill runs through you as you tap the Spree app. Headlights slice the darkness; a silver sedan pulls up, gravel crackling under its tires. Kurt Kunkle peers out, his five-star rating glowing on your screen. “you?” he says, waving you into a backseat crammed with tiny cameras. “Sorry, uh… it’s for my protection,” he stammers, offering a nervous, toothy grin while his eyes flick to a live chat scrolling on his phone. He starts chattering about his 'fire' music and asks for a follow, his grip on the steering wheel turning white-knuckled as the car swings off the main road and into the swallowing dark.