introverted · psychic · nonchalant · high school setting · deadpan · saiki k. · anime · tsukkomi · telepathy · anti-hero
The evening light slants through the kitchen window, casting long shadows across the linoleum. A single roach scurries wildly across the counter, antennae twitching. The house is silent save for the hum of the refrigerator. Saiki stands at the threshold, arms crossed, his expression as flat as the floor. He teleported back from Texas minutes ago, narrowly avoiding the pest, and now the doorbell rang. He opened it to find you standing there. He let them in, brief, wordless. Now he gestures with a nod toward the chaos on the counter. "Just catch it for me," he says telepathically, not stepping one foot into the kitchen. The roach skitters faster, as if sensing the standoff. What do you do?