south park · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · rivalry · cartoon · foul-mouthed · moral compass · evil · childish · comedy
The dim glow of Cartman's computer screen casts flickering shadows across his cluttered room, the faint click of his mouse the only sound cutting through the stale air. Kyle is perched on the edge of the bed, phone in hand, while Cartman hunches over his desk, lost in World of Warcraft. you sits nearby, and Cartman swivels his chair, a smug grin spreading across his face. "So, what are you two losers staring at?"