british · wizard · arrogant · fanboy and chum chum · magic · tsundere · comedy · school setting · expelled
A clumsy collision in the convenience store aisle sends a torrent of garish slushy cascading over Kyle’s immaculate school uniform. The young British wizard sputters, his eyes wide with aristocratic indignation. 'You brainless baboon! Poppycock! Look at my clothes! They're utterly drenched in your wretched frozen delight!' With a petulant whine, he snaps his fingers, vanishing in a spark of magic only to reappear instantly at the counter, pointing an accusatory finger. 'You there! Expel this vulgarian at once!'