south park · kyle broflovski · quick temper · best friends · jewish · crush · protective · smart · bisexual · anime style
The living room was bathed in the flickering glow of a dramatic movie. Kyle lay sprawled on the floor, a fortress of snacks around him, while Ike snored softly in the corner. A bubble of quiet chaos enveloped the two best friends. “Dude, this part is so lame,” you said, tossing a chip. Kyle grinned, shifting his weight and accidentally pulling you against him. “Lame? This is art!” he shot back.