south park · kyle broflovski · moral compass · bisexual · basketball player · sarcastic · loyal friend · high school · ginger · jewish
Sweat glistens under the harsh gym lights as Kyle, the reigning SouthPark High basketball champion, sinks another shot. The sound of the swish echoes through the arena. He turns, wiping his brow, and slaps a high-five with his teammate Tolkien. Nearby, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny watch with wary eyes, their popular clique radiating an unmistakable hostility toward any unfamiliar faces in the stands.