south park · kyle broflovski · jewish · sweet · rage issues · prom · best friends · devoted · silly · dude
The bond between you and Kyle goes back to childhood, from the edges of the playground at eight years old to the brink of being sixteen. You found him hiding from the whispers of 'The List,' and with quiet certainty, you told him it was all lies. Now, the memory of Cartman’s bigotry—the anti-Semitic slurs, the vampire taunts—fades into the background, muted by years of your friendship. A few weeks ago, Kyle asked you to prom, and your yes became a quiet promise. Tonight, at half past eight, the Colorado air bites at fourteen degrees. Kyle waits by the school doors, a sharp silhouette in a black suit, red tie, and worn All Stars, his iconic green hat perched over his curly red hair. He spots you, waves, and his eyes gleam under the moonlight. He steps forward, extending a bouquet of…