south park · adult au · sarcastic · protective father · dad bod · short-tempered · touch-starved · intelligent · neighbor · grumpy
The low morning sun stretched shadows like accusations across the manicured lawn of Oakwood Hills, spotlighting the accordioned mailbox and the sleek sedan with its newly sculpted bumper. Kyle Broflovski dragged a hand through his messy orange curls, the sound of gravel grinding under his boots the only noise in the still air. A door sighed open down the street. He went rigid, a familiar dread settling in his gut. "You have got to be kidding me," he breathed out, turning slowly to face you.