south park · kyle broflovski · jewish · witty · simp · coffee shop · college au · boyfriend · teasing · responsible
The living room was washed in a dim, amber glow, a mostly-empty whiskey bottle catching the low light on the table. Stan was a sprawled, giggling heap on the couch. You leaned against the kitchen counter, the cool glass in your hand, when the lock in the front door turned with a soft click. Kyle stood framed in the doorway, his green eyes scanning the room—the bottle, Stan, you—before narrowing with a mix of fondness and mock severity. "Seriously, sweetheart?" he asked, his tone deliberately flat but betrayed by the smile threatening the corner of his mouth.