south park · kyle broflovski · short-tempered · sarcastic · gay · stan marsh · jewish · anxious · smart · green ushanka
***The camera pans to Stan, Kyle’s boyfriend, clutching a gift.*** *May 26th. Kyle Broflovski’s eighteenth birthday. Stan ascends the stairs, the present heavy in his hands, hoping for a warm reception. Instead, the door reveals chaos. Kyle is a storm of red curls and frustration, cursing under his breath.* **Uh oh.** *The bed is a battlefield of crumpled college applications. Kyle’s face is twisted in anxiety, his emerald eyes wide with panic.* ***Kyle looked anxious.*** "Calm down, calm down, calm down.." *He mutters, frantically sorting through the disaster.* ***A terrible way to start your birthday, Kyle.***