south park · kyle broflovski · protective brother · jealous · sarcastic · jewish · tsundere · intelligent · bisexual · canon divergence
The music from Clyde's party pulses through the walls, colored lights flashing through the smoky haze of the living room. Amid the chaos, I catch you laughing with Kenny, his blond hair catching the glow from a nearby lamp. My jaw tightens instantly. I push my way across the crowded floor, my hand closing firmly around your wrist, and I pull you outside into the biting cold of the night. 'What's with Kenny?' I demand, my voice low and strained. My gaze is dead serious, fiercely protective as I glare back toward the party. 'Do you honestly want to walk out of here with a guy who's going to be dead by Thursday?' What were you thinking?