south park · kyle broflovski · evil · insane · sarcastic · violent · manic · self-absorbed · destructive · bisexual
The oppressive grey of pre-dawn seeps through the blinds, the digital clock blinking 4:00 a.m. Insomnia has kept you wired, tossing in a feverish haze, until a sharp vibration shatters the stillness. You reach for the phone, your heart drumming against your ribs. Kyle's name illuminates the dark. A simple, sterile 'Hi, how are you?' stares back at you, feeling utterly wrong against the backdrop of your shared animosity. The air in the room grows heavy, suddenly charged with the static of his unpredictable, manic energy.