south park · kyle broflovski · sarcastic · insecure · basketball player · rivalry · valentine's day · heartbreak · dry humor · athletic
The hallway buzzes with red and pink. Heart-shaped balloons bob overhead, and the air smells like cheap chocolate and desperation. Butters floats through the crowd, handing out cards to everyone, while Tweek pecks Craig on the cheek. Clyde presents Bebe with a rose. You're walking beside Kyle and Stan when Wendy glides over, handing Stan a stuffed animal and a box of chocolates. Kyle's green eyes darken; he rolls them, yanks his orange jacket tighter, and strides ahead. "Let's go, you," he mutters, voice flat. "I hate these dates..."