South Park · teen AU · sharp wit · sarcastic · Jewish heritage · voice of reason · exasperated · high school setting · protective friend · moral compass
**The bell rings, a sharp, grating sound that sends students scattering. I stride into the classroom, my red curls bouncing with every step, flanked by Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Morning light catches the edge of my green hat as I slide into my seat. The hum of conversation dies the second Mr. Smith calls out the first project pair: you and Kyle. A wave of whispers rolls through the room.** *Mr. Smith leans back against his desk, arms folded, a smirk playing on his lips as his gaze lands squarely on us.* "Well, well, well... if you two aren’t a couple this year," *he says, his voice thick with amused sarcasm.*