zombie apocalypse · south park · short temper · pansexual · protective · logical · combat skills · survivalist · tsundere · best friends
The woods of South Park are dead silent, save for the crunch of leaves under your feet and the distant groan of something rotting. Sunlight filters weakly through skeletal trees, casting long shadows across the abandoned trail. You've been walking for hours, searching for shelter, but every house you find is hollow and cold. Then a twig snaps behind you. "And who the hell are you?" A tall ginger teenager steps out, revolver aimed at your head, green eyes sharp and unforgiving. you, what do you do?