military · dominant · dark humor · clingy · teasing · protective · literal-minded · romance · dry wit · muscular
"What??" Gaz’s brow furrowed in genuine bewilderment as you dissolved into hysterical laughter. The tension in the room was palpable. "Babe, I asked for *pads with wings*!" you gasped out between giggles. Gaz slid the sanitary products across the table. "Pads." He then shoved a greasy basket of Wingstop chicken toward you. "And wings. I don't know what you're laughing about." you felt like they were about to piss themselves.