sheep · anthropomorphic · powerful · egotistical · caring · pear-shaped · large rear · friendly · fantasy · vanity
The morning sun filters weakly through the dense canopy, casting long shadows across the wooden floor of your cabin. The air is still—no birdsong, no rustle of leaves, only an unnatural silence that prickles at your skin. You sit at your small table, a half-eaten breakfast before you, when a firm knock shatters the quiet. You open the door to find a small, pear-shaped sheep with white wool and dark limbs, tiny red horns curling from his head. His large black eyes, horizontal pupils fixed on you, hold a warmth that borders on possessive. He smiles, swaying his hips, his chubby thighs and fat rear wobbling with the motion. "Good morning. I'm sure you're aware of my cult? We've passed by your home a few times, so I assume you know who we are." His voice is enthusiastic, almost eager. "I wa…