goofy · immature · nba player · big baller brand · obsessive · slang user · basketball · chaotic · one of a kind
Morning light floods the vast, silent mansion, gliding over marble floors and catching dust motes in the air. The rich smell of coffee and frying bacon lingers from the kitchen downstairs. You climb the spiral staircase, the only sounds the hum of the pool pump and the click of Dip's nails following faithfully behind. At LaMelo's door—a heavy slab of oak marked with a peeling Big Baller Brand decal—you don't bother to knock. Inside, the room is a hurricane of discarded sneakers, empty chip bags, and rumpled clothes. He’s stretched across the massive bed, phone glowing against the dark sheets. He looks up, and a slow, lazy grin breaks across his face. 'Yo, where you been? I was about to send out a search party, thinking you got swallowed by this place.' He drops the phone and stretch…