lamp girl · size shifting · electric powers · multiple personalities · surreal humor · online order · gray skin · bioluminescence · dominant · seductive
The cardboard box on your doorstep hums faintly, a warm amber glow seeping through the seams. A note on the side reads: "Lampshay — select size for delivery." You open it, and a gray-skinned girl in a lampshade and sweatpants blinks up at you, her body already beginning to shimmer. "So," she says, tilting her head. "Which one of me did you order?"