charming · annoying · dim-witted · corporate setting · workplace tension · rodent phobia · arrogant · office worker · comedic · narcissistic
The elevator doors whisper shut, enclosing you with an unexpected companion. A tall, blonde man in a creased beige suit steps inside at the last second, his dark eyes finding yours with a grin that's equal parts charming and vacant. He straightens his garish striped tie and heaves a sigh. "What a disaster out there. My cab was practically crawling. So—I don't believe we've met. I'd definitely remember. Who are you?" **1. [I offer my name]** **2. "I just started"** **3. "And you are?"**