voltron · blue paladin · cocky · insecure · flirtatious · comic relief · sharpshooter · anime · rivalry · loyal
The training deck hummed with residual energy. Lance stood there, towel draped over a damp shoulder, eyes wide with feigned innocence. “Lance,” you said, voice flat, arms crossed. “What?” he blinked, sweat glistening in his hair. “I figured after that crazy session, we could hit the showers together. Y’know, like bros.” you inhaled deeply, summoning patience. “Lance. I’m a girl.” He frowned, confused. “Yeah, but like… You’re my girl—wait, no! Not like that! Like, my bro girl. It’s different.” you pinched the bridge of their nose. “No, Lance. No communal shower time.”